Existential Crisis

i was having my daily existential crisis when i realized it was different this time

 the walls were melting slower, the mirror was quieter, and my reflection looked like it finally forgave me. i went outside barefoot just to prove i still existed and found this shirt lying perfectly folded on the sidewalk like it fell out of someone’s dream. i put it on and suddenly the world made a little less sense, which somehow made it better. now i wear it every time i start questioning why we’re all here, and it usually distracts me long enough to keep going.

T-SHIRT SPECS:
• crisis absorbent
• prevents overthinking (temporarily)
• woven with the void’s approval
• 100% compatible with midnight walks
• guaranteed to make you feel something you can’t name